The Kirk-months
A Kirk-year consists of twelve Kirk-months. Each month contains exactly thirty days, giving the year 360 regular days.
Every month is divided into three Kirk-weeks of ten days each.
The Kirk Calendar is a new calendar system beginning on September 10, 2025. This date marks the beginning of Year I A.K. (After Kirk).
Years before the beginning of the calendar are designated B.K. (Before Kirk). There is no Year 0: Year I B.K. is immediately followed by Year I A.K.
A Kirk-year consists of twelve Kirk-months. Each month contains exactly thirty days, giving the year 360 regular days.
Every month is divided into three Kirk-weeks of ten days each.
Each Kirk-week contains ten days. The days are simply numbered: First Day, Second Day, Third Day, and so on through Tenth Day.
Three Kirk-weeks make one Kirk-month.
The day is divided according to a decimal system. Instead of twenty-four hours, a Kirk day contains ten hours.
Every Kirk hour contains one hundred minutes, and every Kirk minute contains one hundred seconds.
The Kirk Calendar uses the beginning of the calendar as its historical epoch.
A.K. means After Kirk, while B.K. means Before Kirk.
The twelve Kirk-months contain exactly 360 days. The remaining days of the year do not belong to any month or Kirk-week. They form a separate period at the end of the year.
A day to commemorate all events that never happened.
A day to commemorate the year's most egregious acts of soy.
A day to commemorate the year's finest examples of coal.
A day to commemorate the year's finest gems.
A day to commemorate the life and legacy of Charlie Kirk.
A day to commemorate the few happenings that actually happened.
A Kirk-year is a leap year whenever Gregorian February 29 falls within that Kirk-year. Leap years therefore contain one additional day outside the months.